Sex, Power, Money … and Women

Posted January 23, 2012 by bradmoffatt
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Sex, Power and Money are the 3 biggest temptations that guys face.   The three of them aren’t bad, by any stretch of the imagination, but when taken outside of their intended design they can be incredibly destructive in anyone’s life and can leave collateral damage for generations to come.   Yesterday at MTC we talked about how temptations take us away from God’s plan for our lives and how to avoid such mis-directions.  Unfortunately I wasn’t as well planned as I should have been because I knew exactly what the three main temptations guys face … but I didn’t know what the three main temptations girls face.

Here’s my uneducated  guess as to what the three main temptations that girls face (I could be COMPLETELY wrong and when thinking about it … this blog post could get me in some hot water:-)

  • A desire to fit in and be accepted.
  • Gossip
  • Sex – I say this because an increasingly huge percentage of porn viewers are women.

Like I said … I could be wrong

Tucker

Posted January 18, 2012 by bradmoffatt
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We’ve had our dog “Tucker” for a year and a half now and we can officially say he’s part of our family.  Despite him chewing on the leather chair in our living room, pooing in virtually every room in the house and beheading a sorority of Barbies … we love him.  He’s caused us great frustration and we have thought many times “he’s like having a fourth child”,  but there’s nothing like his greeting in the morning or his warmth when he decides to snuggle with us on the couch.

Let me tell you all something that I can’t believe we do (think of it as a confessional of sorts);  Tucker has a routine of “crashing” at 9 oclock every night.  Like a senior citizen who’s played out for the day, he falls asleep before the nightly news.  Every single night, no matter where we find him (on our bed, in the living room, on the couch) we pick him up and carry him to his kennel.  I can’t believe we have gotten ourselves into this routine. What’s worse – I can’t believe he expects it.  There have been times where I have wanted to buck the trend and make him walk himself to his kennel.  His response has always been looking at me with his puppy dog eyes and it’s like he says “why would you wake me up and make me excert energy?  why daddy, why?”  As determined as I have been to see him walk like a normal dog … I usually give in and pick up the pooch.

I guess it’s better to pick up your dog everynight than having to live with a cat!

Try it again – the Sushi version

Posted January 16, 2012 by bradmoffatt
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I hate sushi! Let me re-phrase that ; I thought I hated Sushi. I had tried it a couple of years ago where my only options were uncooked slimy something wrapped in funny looking rice. I smelled it, threw up in my mouth (that may be an exaggeration) and decided I hated Sushi.

I have some good friends that love Sushi (Karen does too) and they have been nagging me for months to try it again. Their explanation was that I wasn’t exposed to good Sushi and that I was too much of a wuss (I disagree with both butsometimes the truth hurts) To make a long story short – while at a nice restaurant with these great friends fearing I would never overcome their constant childish mocking and tomfoolery I hesitantly tried Sushi for the second time.  I have to admit that I’m not going to order it for myself anytime soon but I did enjoy it. I will definately try it again!

If there’s one thing I’m learning is that life is short and my opinion is wrong sometimes (don’t let Karen know that) There may be things in your life that you should try again or for the first time. It could be food, it could be an experience, it could be a relationship or it could be rekindling a long lost faith. Whatever it is – try it again

You can’t chew gum in bed

Posted January 12, 2012 by bradmoffatt
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My Mom HATES gum and so I had to sneak it into the house growing up (I hid it where I kept my Janet Jackson and Public Enemy tapes).  For some reason she would get annoyed when I had 4 squares of bubblicious in my mouth(mind you I couldn’t talk and could barely breath)  It tasted good for me (for the 5 seconds that bubblicious has it’s flavour) but for mom it left a bad taste in her mouth … so it wasn’t allowed in the house.

I thought I was smart enough to hide it from her until that grateful day where I forgot to spit it out before bed (O.K. confession here; I don’t think I’ve EVER spit out a piece of gum, I’ve eaten every single piece I’ve ever chewed … and I am still alive) Not realizing the dire effects that hair+sticky gum+active sleep patterns=a big ball of hair candy.

I can’t remember if she cut the chunk out of my hair or gave me a new hair cut?  All I can remember is that I never did it again.

There’s a lesson in there but today I’ll decide to let you enjoy the story :-)

A great comeback story – David Akers

Posted January 11, 2012 by bradmoffatt
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Rick Reilly is one of my favorite writers.  He’s blunt, opinionated and often offers an incredible story to tell.  Check out his current story about David Akers, a kicker for the 49′ers.  The link will take you there or you can read it below;

This is the show-stoppingest year for QBs in NFL history, which is how San Francisco 49erskicker David Akers‘ story ended up in 4-point font.

 Too bad. It would look nice on Paramount Pictures’ summer schedule.

 Yes, Akers, 37, had the finest kicking season in NFL history this year, but that’s just the riding-off-into-the-sunset part.

 The crying-in-the-shower part was exactly a year ago last week — wild-card weekend — when his Philadelphia Eagles were about to host the Green Bay Packers. The day before the game, doctors found a tumor on the ovary of Akers’ 6-year-old daughter, Halley.

They were still trying to figure out what to do with it Sunday morning when a distraught Akers had to drive to the game to kick inflated pigskins through bars of steel.

Just to add a pint or two of sweat to the gallons Akers was already spilling, there was this: The year before, Akers found out he’d been swindled out of most of his life savings in a Ponzi scheme by Texas investor Kurt Barton, who ended up getting 17 years in prison for it. Akers had to testify against him.

His $3.7 million was gone, though, which meant this playoff game was crucial to the Akers family’s future.

No wonder his brain was a bowl of Jell-O that day.

Akers immediately went out and blew a 41-yard field goal attempt in the first quarter. That was rare. He’d missed only four tries all season. Then he missed a bunny 34-yarder in the fourth. He can usually make those wearing fuzzy slippers. The Eagles lost 21-16.

The fans booed him. Talk radio slaughtered him. And even Eagles coach Andy Reid singled him out, saying, “We can all count. Those points would’ve helped.”

And so all those demons laid down in bed with Akers on that sleepless Sunday night, knowing Halley would go in for surgery in a morning that would reveal the heaviest — or lightest — kind of news.

“He was just so down and worried that night,” remembers Akers’ agent, Jerrold Colton. “He was so, so emotional. But he knew he had to present a strong front for his daughter and his family.”

 ”My life was kind of a car wreck right then,” Akers says.

 The next morning, at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, he asked the surgeon to go out in the hall and pray with him. Akers, devout, had preached for years. They knelt.

The tumor turned out malignant but small enough that the doctors felt like they removed all of it. Trouble was, it would be months before they’d know.

The NFL, though, decides things much faster. The Eagles went out and drafted Nebraska kicker Alex Henery in the fourth round. Akers didn’t even know it until a friend texted him.

So there it was, the trifecta — nearly broke, a sick kid at home and silently dumped by the team he’d given 12 terrific years.

Akers is a guy who’s insecure about his footing in the NFL anyway. He’d been a waiter at a Longhorn Steakhouse in Atlanta, a substitute teacher and a kicker for NFL Europe in Berlin, where he nearly died during a one-month hospital stay for salmonella.

The man who saved him from that life was then-Philadelphia special teams coach John Harbaugh, who called him up for a tryout in 1998. Akers stuck. And he’s been terribly fond of Harbaughs ever since.

No wonder that when John’s brother Jim called in that dark, darker, darkest offseason, offering a 49ers contract, Akers couldn’t pack fast enough. He may have been leaving the Eagles’ ballyhooed Dream Team for the 49ers’ Creamed Team, (6-10 the year before), but he didn’t care.

“God made it abundantly clear where I was supposed to be,” Akers says. “I love the Harbaugh family.”

Dad Jack Harbaugh recruited him 20 years ago at Western Kentucky.

“Out on the field they might be just killing you, calling you names, yelling at you,” Akers says. “But then you go into lunch and they become completely different people. ‘How’s the family, David?’ And you want to go, ‘Wait a minute! You just torched me out there!’ But that’s how it is. Their teams are families.”

That’s almost literally true. Jim has turned the 49ers into a sort of odd family reunion. Kids and families are welcome at Saturday practices. They serve a special meal for the kids. Players wear jeans and sweats on the plane and the team’s signature gas station-attendant blue work shirts during the week, an idea Jim stole from John, the coach of the Baltimore Ravens.

“They’re always doing that with each other,” Akers said. “I’ve heard Jim say to John, ‘That’s my story! You stole my story!’ And then John will go, ‘That was NOT your story! I stole it from Dad!’”

Akers signed a three-year, $9 million deal with San Francisco, which was a relief, though not as big of a relief as the doctor telling them in the summer that Halley was 100 percent cancer free.

From there, life just started showing up on the end of Akers’ fork. The 49ers’ offense ignited, giving Akers a hotfoot. He set NFL records for FGs in a season (44) and points (166). He was the Associated Press’ first-team All-Pro kicker. He threw his first TD pass. The 49ers went 13-3. The Eagles: 8-8.

And when Akers’ new team played Akers’ old team? Philly’s rookie kicker missed field goals of 39 and 33 yards and the 49ers won 24-23, with Akers kicking the winning PAT.

You think Andy Reid counted on that?

Follow Rick on Twitter @ReillyRick

It shouldn’t surprise you

Posted January 10, 2012 by bradmoffatt
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This is the view from my office this morning … snow. I drove in this white fluffy stuff on my .5km drive to the church and I walked through it in the parking lot. It’s cold, it’s wet and it if you live in Ontario it leaves a white stain on your pants and shoes.
My first reaction to this snow was “why?” .  I was getting used to a winter of +10 degree Celsius weather. I was getting used to walking around without a coat and seeing everyone happy. I was actually enjoying winter weather.
Should I really  be shocked that there is snow on the ground? Of course not … it’s January and we live in Calgary. I should have been wearing Sorel’s and long underwear for weeks now (it would be even cooler if I owned those red full body underwear with the trap door) Unfortunately I thought that the warm weather was here to stay.  Shock and awe arrived in the form of snowflakes.

I think many of us have the same reaction when it comes to the consequences of our actions in life;

  • I drink a 2 litre of Coke a day and I get diabetes … “Why”
  • I ignore paying my cable bill and they cut my cable … “Why”
  • I ignore my spouse for years and then one day she’s moved out … “Why”

I could make a list of examples a mile long.  Unfortunately too often we’re shocked when we feel these consequences and most often, they come when you least expect it.  We get used to the warm weather, the comfort of our situations and then the ball drops and we don’t know how to handle it.

It shouldn’t surprise you.  It shouldn’t surprise me.   Be prepared.

Just make it happen

Posted January 9, 2012 by bradmoffatt
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My wife booked an appointment for me to sign up for a gym membership. It’s not that she thinks I need to work out (which I do) and it’s not that she thinks I am out of shape (which I am). She booked the appointment for me because I have been talking about it for a very long time and I wasn’t picking up the phone for myself. I have a desire to get back to the gym but my desire didn’t grow into action until someone helped me. I’m glad she did.
In our introduction to our Luke sermon series we noticed that the writer (luke) was used by God because he was hungry for the truth, cared to do something about it and wanted to impact the life of one person; Theopilus. Luke was focused on one person and helped him grow in his faith. Luke encouraged him, taught him and journeyed beside his friend.
Is there someone in your life that God has placed in your life to encourage, to bless or to help in anyway. You’d be amazed at how God will use you.

*If you missed last Sunday’s message you can find it out our website www.mckenzietownechurch.com

Broken but not crushed

Posted November 14, 2011 by bradmoffatt
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Our Son Caleb broke his arm back in August and he had to endure his cast for almost 2 months.  It was two months of itching, atrophy and using his cast as a weapon against his sisters.  Now that he has it off he’s no longer itchy, his strength is coming back but he doesn’t have an attached weapon at his disposal.

The doctor who was overseeing his journey said something interesting to me as we headed out the door.  He told me that “chances are his arm is now stronger than it was before”.  This was joy to my ears because I thought his pitching career (and him funding my retirement with his signing bonus) was put on the back burner because of this break!  Stronger?!  I still have hope!

It reminded me of the journey that God sometimes allows in our life.  We think it’s the end of the world when we go through difficult time, times where you’re itch isn’t being scratched, your faith seems to get smaller  but the reality is that God is doing this to rely on him more and making our faith in him even stronger.  What brings us discomfort for a short time God will use for strength over the long haul.

Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters,whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3 because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. 4 Let perseverance finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.

James 1: 2-4

A gift from me to you

Posted November 7, 2011 by bradmoffatt
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   I had a little fun checking this out today.  If you’re in an office and it’s frowned upon to be on facebook, hardlywork.in is perfect for you.  You’re welcome :-)

 

 

 

 

 

3 eggs

Posted October 26, 2011 by bradmoffatt
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(*I read this today and laughed)

A pastor who had been in the ministry for more than 30 years, came home early one afternoon to find his wife in their bedroom hiding what appeared to be a shoe box in their closet.

His wife being surprised at his early return assured him it was nothing to worry about and asked him not to look.  He agreed.

However, over the next few days his curiosity got the best of him, and he decided to find out what was in the box.  Upon opening the box, what he saw dumbfounded him, for inside were three eggs, and an envelope filled with money.

Not knowing what this meant he decided to confront his wife, and ask her the meaning of the contents.  His wife obviously disappointed at her husbands unwillingness to keep his word reluctantly agreed.

You see dear over the last 30 years I have enjoyed your words of wisdom and encouragement from the pulpit, however, there were times when you have missed the mark, and for those sermons I put 1 egg in the shoebox.

To her surprise her husband was overjoyed in thinking that only 3 eggs had been placed in the box for all the hundreds of sermons he had preached.  He continued to press her for more information about the envelope filled with money.   For inside were several hundred dollars, in fact over $500.

Having no way of escape, she looked into her husband’s eyes, and gently held his hands.  My darling every time I had a dozen eggs I would sell them at the market.


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