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I wish you would have told me

Don’t you wish there were times that someone would have told you. Here are a few in my life that I can recall

I wish you would have told me;

that my fly was open and my shirt was “peeking” through
that I have a seed caught in my teeth from the everything bagel I ate from Tim Hortons
that I wouldn’t ever graduate from grade one piano even though I’ve taken 5 years of lessons from you (thanks Mrs. G )
that you’d never go out with me (thanks cute girl in grade 8 who I followed around like a lost puppy until she stopped talking to me)
that there’s banana in the desert (happens way too often – I’m deathly allergic to bananas … well … not really but I really hate them.
that you’re a really terrible golfer and you take literally 20 seconds to hit each shot (before you start to think it’s you – i’m referencing someone who I golfed with in the past who had to line up every shot by putting his golf club on the ground lined up with his feet … then point, scratch a couple of times, wiggle his club, wiggle his butt and proceed to swing and “duff” it 20 yards down the rough. Repeat this 150 times)
that your kids have chicken pox and they’re wrestling with my children
that you’re really not taking me out for lunch at a nice restaurant to thank me, like you said, but rather you wanted to let me know how terrible of a guy I am (it didn’t happen to me but it happened to a friend and since it happened to him and not me – I think it’s hillarious)
that everyone in the school play was suppose to wear all black while my son stood beside me wearing all white.
that I’d be doing this for free

Do you have any “i wish you would have told me” scenarios?

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