Dear back
Dear Back
We’ve been together for 32 years now. 32 years of scratching, growing, twisting and turning. You haven’t left my side because my side is attached to you. You are always behind me. Back; I pat you.
I write you concerning our latest disagreements. It appears to me that you are opposing me in everything we try to participate in. When we sleep you can’t get comfortable. When I stand up you take your time to stand up with me . When I swing a golf club you resist. What is wrong back? What did I ever do to you?
May I make a suggestion? Can you and I agree on some things? I promise to scratch you when you itch. I promise to lift with my legs so that you don’t have to lift anything (i know you hate lifting anything). I promise to give you some support. I promise to take care of your entourage; your friends called the abdominals. I will get someone to give you rub down.
In turn I ask this of you; please stop complaining! I’ve heard enough from you and I’m sick of it. Our relationship is at it’s best when we work together.
Sincerly
Brad
June 10, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Great letter! I trust that your back will respond favorably to your request.
However, if it doesn’t, check out http://www.symmetryspinalcare.com/about.php
If you’ve tried traditional chiropractic’s and found them wanting (or even if you haven’t tried them yet) – take a look at the NUCCA method. My brother-in-laws brother-in-law does the stuff. All he does is x-rays and moves one bone in your neck, and the rest of the body aligns all by itself. Really amazing stuff from what I’ve seen. Give me a call if you want to know more.